1. Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
2. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
3.My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
4. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
5. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
6. A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
7. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
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